First ever time I broke a bone.

[Jack]

Ok, I find this story quite funny, actually.

I had turned six a few weeks before this had happened, so I was just getting ready to go out and buy all my new school stuff with my mum. We used to live in this flat with an upstairs and a downstairs, so my mum ran me a bath while I was downstairs. Of course, she called me up to have the bath, so I got in, got washed, and then being all wet and slippery, I decided I could be a frog! Bad move, as we all know.
Moving on, I was jumping around in the tub, and my mum comes in and has a go at me, this is the point where I jump onto the side, go to jump, and slip. I fall unconcious. I wake up in my bed with my mum screaming down the phone at the emergency services;GET ME AN AMBULANCE! MY SON HAS BROKEN HIS ARM!

So, I look at my arm, and of course, I have snapped it in three places, and in one place I have an open fracture. Of course, so I start laughing, my mum screams at me for laughing, then this f**k ugly paramedic comes in, then I laugh even more. I get to the hospital, and I'm put in this dodgy ER bay thing/A&E room. I sit there and start yelling that I'm hungry, so they open up a space in the OR and fix my arm.

This was at, I dunno, around 4 PM? I wake up at 3 AM in the recovery, and I'm then told I'll have to wait for breakfast for food. I try to get off the bed and storm off, but because I have a cast on, and I didn't realise I fall to the floor, then I burst out laughing again.

And that there, is how I broke my first ever bone.

Now, I personally find that quite funny. =3