Post by j4ck3r on Aug 29, 2008 0:11:49 GMT
Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark.
Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand.
"Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed.
"Honey, let me explain…." he pleaded.
"You sneaky swine!" she screamed. "You impotent Son of a pregnant dog!"
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected,
"Perhaps you'd care to explain our two children!!"